Electric Black-Out Care Package

From Leppy in R.I.....everything you need for a blackout, includes:
Votives, matches, chandelier crystals, wire (and extra wire), thread and tacks (to hang said crystals)...2 bracelet/key-chains with lobsters, and his and hers chap-sticks (for candle light smooching????)

I'm amazed it made it through the post office...am I the only one who thinks it resembles a bomb making kit?
Thank you Leppy!